you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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