drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My hand turned me down
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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