I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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