I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
The air taste purple.
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