that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Im part way to drunk.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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