ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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