just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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