You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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