so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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