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you win
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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