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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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