ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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