He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
where am i from again
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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