scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.