I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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