Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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