i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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