carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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