summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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