I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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