Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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