Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what if I'm pregnant?
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So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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