when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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