It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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