It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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