I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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