I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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