So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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