Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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