Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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