I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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