so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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