Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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