Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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