ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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