we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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