her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Life is so much better after having sex.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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