Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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