Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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