Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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