New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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