Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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