Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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