need another drink. this is the easiest way
actually, I'm a sock model
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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