question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea