Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We were destined to go to rehab together
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.