Don't you send me to vm
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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