stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize