S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches