I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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