Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
it glows. i had to have it.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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