Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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