You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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